Scriptum is changing. We have finally realised that journals, pens, inks, and beautiful objects have no place in the modern world and so we have decided to rebrand as a retailer of luxury microchips. Our new name will be Networkium. Our staff will undergo rigorous retraining to achieve utter apathy about the items we sell, and any indication of knowledge, creativity, or indeed enthusiasm of any kind will be severely discouraged. Our personal stationery service will be replaced by a coding and web design service, and we will no longer stock any item which might act as an expression of taste or individuality, especially anything which might bring a human heart joy through its beauty and craftsmanship. To this end, our shop will be refitted as a clean-lined empty white space with a single microchip on display. Finally, to fit in with out rebranding, all furthr corpor8 comms wl b in txt spk. Thx 4 reedin.